Adrien Brody to fill Arnold’s speedo

Brody is signed on for the Robert Rodiguez-produced Predator reboot, as well as the obligatory reboot sequels.  He will portray a “heroic mercenary,” obviously.

Makes sense to me.

Also in talks to star is Topher “5 minutes as Venom effectively ended my movie career” Grace–he should really work on a less verbose nickname.

OK, to be fair, Danny Trejo is already signed on.

So 70% of the production budget won’t have to be spent on computer generated chest expansion.

Of course, the big question about Predators, the one on everyone’s mind, the one that absolutely no one can truly comprehend until Robert Rodriguez comes out and spills the beans, or the movie is finally released next July, is–why the hell is Robert Rodriguez making a Predator movie instead of Sin City 2 again?

So ends the most chest-tastic post in the history of this blog.

via Empire